- Here's the scenario: It's Friday night, and what began as an innocent
happy-hour margarita morphed into a few pitchers. After all, those
tacos were salty.
friends adieu, you jump in a cab, head home and decide a quick e-mail
check is in order. And there it is: a message from your ex. Or your
boss. Or that friend you're secretly mad at.
you're the kind of person who types tipsy and regrets it in the
morning, Google's "Mail Goggles," a new test-phase feature in the free
Gmail service, might save you some angst.
The Goggles can kick in late at night on
weekends. The feature requires you to solve a few easy math problems in
short order before hitting "send." If your logical thinking skills are
intact, Google is betting you're sober enough to work out the
repercussions of sending that screed you just drafted.
And if you can't multiply two times five, you'll probably thank Google in the morning.
The Mail Goggles feature requires you to solve a few easy math problems in short order before hitting "send."
To activate Goggles, Gmail users should click the "Settings" link at the top of a Gmail page, then go to the "Labs" section.
no shame in admitting that sometimes you need a little extra help.
Gmail engineer Jon Perlow designed Goggles with his own weaknesses in
send messages I shouldn't send. Like the time I told that girl I had a
crush on her over text message. Or the time I sent that late night
e-mail to my ex-girlfriend that we should get back together," he wrote
when announcing Mail Goggles on a company blog.
name is derived from the slang term "beer goggles," or the curious
effect of alcohol on one's ability to see the true nature of that
"cutie" at the other end of the bar.
you can set up Mail Goggles to protect you from yourself at other
emotionally vulnerable times — before your morning coffee, for example,
or right after "Grey's Anatomy."
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A 'heads up' for those folks who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 24 year-old girls come over to your vehicle as you are packing your shopping into the truck. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their 'girls' almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look no matter how hard one tries.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen: May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also June 1st, twice on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 18th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be very very careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
Home Depot supervisor Rachel Parks, one of the models featured in the www.playboy.com pictorial (2004), called it a "once-in-a-lifetime" experience, but failed to comment further on this unrelated story.
OK, so I'm a guy, but have to admit these are at least creative - no matter how un-true they may be ;>
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
'Cash, check or charge' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand wom en. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Joe and his wife Ann listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.' He addressed the man, 'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?' Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country roa d for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he new she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Hey, at least us Neanderthals have the coveted - "Man of the Year - Caught On Film Award" to look forward to...
* Contest Rules of the man-of-the-year always excludes (Brad Pitt for pulling off the biggest mangrade [that's a female upgrade] from Jennifer A, to Angelina Jolie... and of course (Tommy Lee for taking Pamela back without fear, after Kid Rock was entertaining the Hollywood starlet)
Now onto the past men caught on film winners, which have included:
2008 Winner Bob Carrythis:
Followed up by this runner up: Jack Getamoveon
And 2007's winner... Harry U. Rowbitch
...and of course the 2006 original that started it all....
Ken Lonely Catchum
...so as you see ladies, humor has it's place, and is rather fun - so keep sending me those goofy email forwards... - and just remember, men are fairly simple in nature. We rarely worry about, forget 99.9% of what you say, and just wonder
Do I have beer in the fridge?
How long has it really been since I had sex (with you)?
I wonder when my buddy will show up again for a game day - after having moved into the white picked fence suburbs to never be seen again; like a missing modern metrosexual family war hero...
PS: Read this post fast, b/c my girlfriend will probably make me take it down soon; and of course I'll have to listen -for obvious reasons (hee hee).
**Disclaimer: Actual names and the "belief in thes statements" are not to be interpreted as the blog owner's views, but merelely a satire point to make in a sort-of-twisted, and humorous way. "How's that honey?... yes the flowers are on the way..."
Like a mashup between FreshDirect and Froogle, the United Kingdom's MySupermerket will compare prices across several supermarket chains and offer up the best deals. To promote this new service, Keta Keta created a video in which a couple share a goofy sex romp with food with rather than eat then. Well, until the "painful" end, that is
OK ladies in the fairness of my posts here's one creative ad for you.
and guys who have this kind of time on their hands might enjoy knowing about this site:
via: www.chickipedia.com A shallow but nicely laid out site of celebreties (men/women) with pictures, videos, and physical measurements of fitness. You can even login and contribute to the voyeurism if you like.