Did you know you can influence what contextual ads appear on your facebook pages while you browse?
Simply use the 'thumbs up' or 'thumbs down' vote button under the ad and the system will eventually learn what
you like, don't like, and what is relative to your interests.
You might be asking yourself, why would someone waste such time on something like this...
...well it's simple - IT IS YOUR DUTY as a maroon and orange fan.
L-E-T-S GOOOOOOOOOO H - O - K - I - E - S
...yes I felt compelled to 'vote' when I saw this atrocious thing in my view.
I took liberty to screen capture my work to share with the world, and prove - big corporate companies like
facebook really do care what its users think.
So thank you facebook from the bottom of my orange Blackbsuburg, VA heart.
As I fellow netrepreneur, and marketing consultant - I nearly wanted to cry for joy - that I mattered, and you listen.
* Note: The hokie bird watermark is not part of facebook's wonderful voting platform, it is merely part of the screen capture preference settings from one of my favorite programs in the computer PC world. If you are wondering, it is called Snagit.
To facebook marketing people: I may have thrown off your complicated algorithm on this one, but I hope to start a facebook movement to stop such UVA behavior on our beloved facebook pages. It just can't be tolerated any longer. Ha! BTW, no UVA ads were harmed or clicked in building this screen image. I respect people's income, even if they are promoting such trash on my page; and I would never cost some cavailer additional ad fees for fear I would be wasting their third generation family trust fund that is needed to buy some real football players for their wha whos?
So my friends, I hope you have enjoyed this little social lesson 101. If you have, feel free to pass along to your friends, so they too will STOP THE ADVERTISING MADNESS, one vote at a time.
Sincerely,
-Webinfarmation Trend Watch Department
PS: If we violated some copyright law, by taking a screen shot of my chosen actions, please just contact me, and I will promptly remove the image before you send those kahki wering, same stupid haircut, recently graduated, wanna-be lawyers from UVA after me. I would not want to hurt their feelings and make them cry when, I laugh in their face, and slap the 'parody & free speech card' on their worn out 1980's BMW that they are still driving around town. ...and sorry guys, Daddy can't help you get you way on this one either; you'll just have to live with the fact that we Hokies take life a little less seriously than you.
...and if you are not laughing yet, be sure to see what this guy Sean (who has been around a while) has to say, and feel free to post your comments below. America, free speach is what makes us great - even when it is a little over the top. Remember, you don't have to like it, just change the 'channel' - but always remember our military men & women have sacrificed to keep our rights to such content. I for one, would even stand beside a UVA student or graduate to defend such rights. Yes, it's really that beautiful, to for the most part be able to say what you want to stay. There are many parts of the world where this is not possible, so appreciate this moment UVA fans, and then GET BACK TO WORK, or your Daddy will fire you for not pushing paper around your cubical all day.
Warning: Don't listen to if easily offended (foul language used in parts of this video).
Simply use the 'thumbs up' or 'thumbs down' vote button under the ad and the system will eventually learn what
you like, don't like, and what is relative to your interests.
You might be asking yourself, why would someone waste such time on something like this...
...well it's simple - IT IS YOUR DUTY as a maroon and orange fan.
L-E-T-S GOOOOOOOOOO H - O - K - I - E - S
...yes I felt compelled to 'vote' when I saw this atrocious thing in my view.
I took liberty to screen capture my work to share with the world, and prove - big corporate companies like
facebook really do care what its users think.
So thank you facebook from the bottom of my orange Blackbsuburg, VA heart.
As I fellow netrepreneur, and marketing consultant - I nearly wanted to cry for joy - that I mattered, and you listen.
* Note: The hokie bird watermark is not part of facebook's wonderful voting platform, it is merely part of the screen capture preference settings from one of my favorite programs in the computer PC world. If you are wondering, it is called Snagit.
To facebook marketing people: I may have thrown off your complicated algorithm on this one, but I hope to start a facebook movement to stop such UVA behavior on our beloved facebook pages. It just can't be tolerated any longer. Ha! BTW, no UVA ads were harmed or clicked in building this screen image. I respect people's income, even if they are promoting such trash on my page; and I would never cost some cavailer additional ad fees for fear I would be wasting their third generation family trust fund that is needed to buy some real football players for their wha whos?
So my friends, I hope you have enjoyed this little social lesson 101. If you have, feel free to pass along to your friends, so they too will STOP THE ADVERTISING MADNESS, one vote at a time.
Sincerely,
-Webinfarmation Trend Watch Department
PS: If we violated some copyright law, by taking a screen shot of my chosen actions, please just contact me, and I will promptly remove the image before you send those kahki wering, same stupid haircut, recently graduated, wanna-be lawyers from UVA after me. I would not want to hurt their feelings and make them cry when, I laugh in their face, and slap the 'parody & free speech card' on their worn out 1980's BMW that they are still driving around town. ...and sorry guys, Daddy can't help you get you way on this one either; you'll just have to live with the fact that we Hokies take life a little less seriously than you.
...and if you are not laughing yet, be sure to see what this guy Sean (who has been around a while) has to say, and feel free to post your comments below. America, free speach is what makes us great - even when it is a little over the top. Remember, you don't have to like it, just change the 'channel' - but always remember our military men & women have sacrificed to keep our rights to such content. I for one, would even stand beside a UVA student or graduate to defend such rights. Yes, it's really that beautiful, to for the most part be able to say what you want to stay. There are many parts of the world where this is not possible, so appreciate this moment UVA fans, and then GET BACK TO WORK, or your Daddy will fire you for not pushing paper around your cubical all day.
Warning: Don't listen to if easily offended (foul language used in parts of this video).
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